Funny, Yet Honest Galentine’s Day Quotes You’ll Want to Share With Your Besties

Inspired by Leslie Knope and perfect for sharing on Instagram.

BY: Jennifer Belanger

Updated: January 3, 2024

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As Galentine’s Day approaches (did you get your gift yet?), there’s no better way to celebrate the incredible bonds of female friendship than with a collection of heartwarming and playful quotes. These quotes not only capture the essence of this special day but also embody the laughter, support, and camaraderie that define the beauty of female friendships. So, let’s embark on a journey of appreciation, laughter, and love, as we explore the best Galentine’s Day quotes that perfectly encapsulate the magic of celebrating the fabulous ladies who light up our world.

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“Every time a couple gets married, two single people die.” – Leslie Knope, Parks and Rec
“Celebrating the fabulous ladies in my life – because who needs a date when you have a squad!”
“February 13th: Because friendships are the real heart emojis in our lives.”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, here’s to my gal pals, the real MVPs in my crew!”
“Sipping tea and spreading love, because my girls deserve all the sweetness.”
“Love is in the air, but so is laughter and endless girl talk. Cheers to us!”
“Who needs a cupid when you’ve got your ride-or-die by your side? Happy love-your-girlfriends day!”
“Toast to the women who make every day brighter and every problem smaller.”
“February 13th: Reminding each other that we’re all in this crazy ride together. Love you, ladies!”
“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.”
“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean; they care if you have wine.”
“A good friend knows all your best stories; a best friend has lived them with you.”
“Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you do stuff with them.”

“Real queens fix each other’s crowns.”
“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.”
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.”
“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then, we’ll be new friends.”
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'”
“I was an innocent being… then my best friend came along.”
“If you have crazy friends, you have everything.”
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.”
“Best friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together.”
“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.”
“I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.”

Cute Quotes to Share With Your Galentine

“True friendship is like a rare gem; it sparkles in the light of trust and withstands the test of time.”
“In the journey of life, good friends are the greatest companions, making the road less bumpy and more beautiful.”
“Friendship is not about who you’ve known the longest, but who came and never left your side.”
“Surround yourself with those who make you better, challenge you, and support you. True friends are your greatest assets.”

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'”
“The best mirror is an old friend; they reflect your past, present, and potential in the most honest way.”
“In the garden of life, friends are the most vibrant flowers, blooming in colors of joy, laughter, and shared memories.”
“Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.”
“A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.”
True friends are the ones who lift you up when you forget how to fly and remind you that the sky’s the limit.”
“Friendship is the thread that weaves the fabric of our lives, making the tapestry of memories richer and more meaningful.”
“A friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes the smile on your face.”
“The beauty of true friendship lies in the ability to share silence without feeling awkward and to express yourself without fear of judgment.”
“Surround yourself with those who make your heart smile, and you’ll never have a dull moment in your life.”
“Friendship is the secret ingredient that adds flavor to the recipe of life. It’s the spice that makes every moment more delicious.”
“The best friendships are forged in the fires of challenges, proving that together, we can conquer anything.”
“A friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have. They bring good fortune to your journey.”
“Friendship is not just a chapter in the book of life; it’s the whole story that makes every page worth reading.”
“A real friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you even if you’ve forgotten the lyrics.”

IN CONCLUSION

In the spirit of celebrating female friendships and the joy they bring to our lives, these Galentine’s Day quotes serve as a delightful reminder of the power, support, and laughter that thrive within the bonds of sisterhood. Whether expressing gratitude for the women who lift us up or playfully toasting to the joyous moments shared, these quotes encapsulate the essence of Galentine’s Day— a day dedicated to appreciating the extraordinary women who make life brighter, funnier, and infinitely more beautiful.

Speaking of all of this, if you liked these quotes, check out the Galentine’s Day activities guide we created, along with some delicious Galentine’s Day cocktails you can easily (and quickly) make and, of course, there are all the Valentine’s messages you can add to their card.

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